You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Randomize
