no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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