Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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