Need sex. Gaining weight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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