Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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