Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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