am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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