idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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