i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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