Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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