She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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