Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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