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• (540): View more from Virginia

  This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now

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• (206): View more from Washington

  you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed

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• (214): View more from Texas

  so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters

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• (817): View more from Texas

  not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?

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• (415): View more from California

  I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea

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