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• (305): View more from Florida

  I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What should I wear?

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar

  (206): View more from Washington

  I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.

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• (835): View more from Pennsylvania

  You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum

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