Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

If i come over, it means nothing

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?

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(727): View more from Florida

don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.

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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!

(314): View more from Missouri

Only one tier

(314): View more from Missouri

Tastes like cardboard anyway

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head

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