Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
