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I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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