I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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