Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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