Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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