If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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