Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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