I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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