Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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