did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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