Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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