THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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