Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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