The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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