do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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