It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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