I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You're a disaster