whats a polygalesbian?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.