You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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