I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
