i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sex in a hospital.. check
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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