I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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