ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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