thanks...oh and i got my period
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.