I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.