My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read