I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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