That's when you crack a 10am beer
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize