So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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