people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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