what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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