i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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