if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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