That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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