just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I need moral support for this bender
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?