so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl