whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
