Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Pooping to opera.
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