4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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