i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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