fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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