tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Shame is for Republicans.
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