ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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