He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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